Anonymous asked: what is a shae?

If one were to ask a shae what a shae is, the shae would respond with an uncomfortable grin that it is, “like the stadium.”  A shae says that it likes being a shae because, “it is original.”  Fiddle faddle.  One can no more easily discern the nature of a shae from a shea than one can press garlic by hugging it.

Indeed, to fully understand the shae, one must observe it at length in its natural habitat, ideally twice a week for three and a half to four hours.  Should you have the opportunity, I most strongly recommend you take it.